What better way to ring in the New Year than with a calendar that reflects your obsessions?

Whether you’re a vampire fanatic, a horny teenage boy, or a gun-toting Republican, there’s a calendar out there just for you.

Here are Blindie’s five must-have calendars for 2009:

This 16-month calendar from Stephenie Meyer’s theatrical adaptation of Twilight is being touted as the only one available from the teen vampire flick. With loads of photos of Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan, Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen, and even Taylor Lautner as Jacob Black, plus a hefty pricetag of over $50, this calendar is for the die-hard fan.

Kim Kardashian’s sexy 12-month calendar was originally intended as a one year anniversary gift for boyfriend Reggie Bush, but is now available to every schoolboy. The sultry 28 year-old confessed to working out “like crazy” and even undergoing cellulite treatment “in order to make this the hottest shoot ever.”

This 13-month calendar features over 50 photos, some “never before seen,” of former vice-presidential candidate Alaskan governor Sarah Palin, her family and her trusty rifle.

If you still don’t think the Obama gold dollar coin is worth ten bucks then this 16-month calendar featuring photos and memorable quotes from the 44th U.S. president might prove to be a better investment.

This trendy bubble wrap calendar allows you to pop through 365 days of the year and even provides extra bubbles to burst as you satisfy your daily cravings of the addictive shipping material.

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