In the latest episode of 90210, titled “Hello, Goodbye, Amen,” Annie (Shenae Grimes) snoops on her long-lost brother Sean (Josh Henderson); Brenda (Shannen Doherty) and Kelly (Jennie Garth) support Adrianna (Jessica Lowndes) with her life-changing news; and Dixon (Tristan Wilds) gets closer to Christina (Lauren London) behind Silver’s (Jessica Stroup) back!
Here are Tuesday’s Top Ten moments:
1. Naomi (AnnaLynne McCord) bonds with half-brother Sean (Josh Henderson), surfing with him, taking facebook pics with him and nicknaming him “Seannie”…all to make Annie jealous!
2. West Beverly High’s got a black teacher played by MADtv alum Debra Wilson (famous for parodying Whitney Houston!)
3. Cheerleader Christina (Lauren London) befriends Dixon, giving him mixtapes and schooling him on Sam Cooke’s gossip roots. She even calls him “D” in front of Silver (Jessica Stroup) before showing up to the Peach Pit and inviting him to her dad’s music industry BBQ.
4. Brenda (Shannen Doherty) can’t have babies, while Adrianna (and her HIV scare) is pregnant at 16–just like Bristol Palin & Jamie Lynn Spears!
5. Alleged half-brother Sean (Josh Henderson) is hard for money, faking his identity in the posh zip code for some dough. Harry (Rob Estes) asks him to take a paternity test, and he eventually skips town with Naomi’s mom’s money!
6. “Believe me when the topic is money, liquor always helps!” says Grams Wilson (Jessica Walter), who wants to return to her passion of acting so she can canoodle with her costars!
7. Brenda and Kelly (Jennie Garth) are still fighting in the NEW millenium over boys…Grow up, ladies! You’re nearly 40!
8. Is Navid (Micheal Steger) Adrianna’s baby daddy? He did lose his virginity to the recovering addict whom he financed through rehab!
9. Christina turns out to be bisexual and totally not into Dixon! But Dixon likes spending time with her to connect with his black roots—and even sings “Amazing Grace” at the gossip BBQ.
10. This one episode of 90210 had more black people in it than the entire series run of MTV’s The Hills and Sex and the City combined!
In the latest episode of 90210, titled “That Which We Destroy,” half-brother Sean (Josh Henderson) makes a splash on the Wilson household; Naomi (AnnaLynne McCord) & Annie (Shenae Grimes) feud over Ethan; and Dixon (Tristan Wilds) deals with pangs of jealousy over Harry’s “real son.”
Here are Tuesday’s Top Ten moments:
1. “Roman coins would roll with envy…what a profile!” Grams Wilson (Jessica Walter) says of hunky half-brother Sean’s looks, before saying that she feels old with her new grand-addition.
2. Naomi’s mom Tracy Clark urges her recently found son to call her “Mom!” upon their first meeting. “Oh, that’s his mother’s money, not his!” Tracy says of Sean’s reaction to Harry’s digs.
3. Ethan (Dustin Milligan) and Annie go public! “Annie, we’re together, so together, like siamese twins,” Ethan says.
4. Ozzie’s (Michael Trevino) back…and we’re LOVING it. Naomi is finally moving on and we couldn’t think of a hotter stud!
5. Naomi & Annie are called into guidance counselor Kelly’s office to talk about their new half-brother. “Annie’s a whore, who went out with my boyfriend behind my back when I asked her not to,” Naomi says of her feelings towards Annie.
6. “Ladies, I don’t want you to waste your lives fighting over guys,” Kelly advises Annie & Naomi of the importance of girlfriends, right before hearing that Brenda slept with hot lit teacher Ryan. De ja vous, anyone (revisit the Brenda-Dylan-Kelly triangle from the 90s!). “It’s not like we’re in high school anymore,” Brenda tells Kelly.
7. Annie calls out Naomi’s UGGs in the cafe, where Naomi sits with a demanding group of upperclassmen, who request that she program their SideKick & get them iced coffees in the AM (Naomi’s housekeeper Penelope ends up delivering those drinks!)
8. Dixon gets jealous over Harry (Rob Estes) teaching his “real son” Sean to play lacrosse, while Silver (Jessica Stroup) notices lacrosse cheerleader Christina’s (Lauren London) rah-rah over Dixon. “You’re the first brotha to play varsity lacrosse at West Beverly,” the smitten hottie from the block tells Dixon. “You’re our own little Jackie Robinson.”
9. “Oh, the virgin’s getting vicious. Aw, it’s clear trying to be is giving you a nervous breakdown!” Naomi says of Annie’s outburst…”Enjoy my sloppy seconds!” she yells after Annie runs to her ex Ethan.
10. Naomi shows up at the lacrosse game with a midriff-baring West Bev Wildcats jersey, before Ozzie plants a wet one on Naomi. He then dares her to kiss the mascot Walter the Wildcat, who turns out to be Annie!
BONUS: OMG! Half-brother Sean is up to no good…at the end of the episode he makes a sketchy phone call that eludes to his scheming!
Singing “Baby I Need Your Loving,” 90210 2.0′s Tristan Wilds plays the adorable, nearly perfect and ambitious Zach Taylor in the film adaptation of Sue Monk Kidd’s bestselling novel, The Secret Life of Bees.
In the film, Lily (Dakota Fanning) runs away from her emotionally withdrawn father with her maid and only friend, Rosaleen (Jennifer Hudson). They find solace in the fiercely independent South Carolina home of the Boatwright Sisters (Queen Latifah, Alicia Keys & Sophie Okonedo), who are beekeepers.
Despite their skin color, Lily falls for Zach and eventually finds the secret to her late mother’s past.
Newcomer Tristan Wilds, who plays Dixon on The CW’s 90210 2.0, appears in a Declare Yourself video with Jessica Alba and Hayden Panettiere.
Wilds (who you can see at about 30 seconds in) appears as Ricky in the satirical infomercial-esque viral vid that promotes a muzzle–which symbolically shows what you’re doing to yourself if you don’t vote.
In Tuesday’s episode, Brenda (Shannen Doherty) still tries to save her cracked out drama queen, Kellie (Jennie Garth) ditches the hot teacher (Ryan Eggold) for her baby daddy Dylan, and Naomi (AnnaLynne McCord) tries to bring her parents back together.
Here are Blindie’s Top Ten moments:
1. Drama queen Adrianna (Jessica Lowndes) gets an intervention by the school administrators, but instead she turns on Brenda and says she doesn’t want to end up like her–a drama school director.
2. Debbie (Lori Loughlin) finally gets some screen time, as she shoots a fashion show for NYLON magazine.
3. Navid (Michael Steger) is back! He warns Dixon (Tristan Wilds) that he doesn’t want to be third wheel to him and Silver (Jessica Stroup). He even asks Dixon if he can ask Annie out.
4. Dylan calls Brenda..and she passes the phone to Kelly! “If Dylan wanted to talk to you, why is he calling Brenda?” the hot lit teacher inquires.
5. Scary skinny Silver is asked if she’s want to model by an agent who wants to get in her pants. Dixon goes on to punch him out. He calls Dixon a “thug” and a “Compton Kid” and asks his mom “Who’s the baby daddy?”
6. Naomi asks her dad’s mistress out to dinner only to tell her that her parents are still shacking up.
7. A film producer, who saw Annie in Spring Awakening, invites her to read for her cheerleader slasher film. Later, Adrianna nearly bitch slaps Annie when she suspects that Annie is spying on her for her principal pop!
8. Kellie is jealous..just like the old days! “I guess old habits die hard with you don’t they?” an envious Kellie asks Brenda of her going to the fashion show with the lit teacher.
9. Brenda tells the hot lit teacher that he “dodged a bullet” by not dating Kellie, who ends up leaving to visit Dylan. Snap! And then he’s all into her at the fashion show and gives her a ride home.
10. Naomi, who’s sick over her parents’ fake marriage, and Ethan (Dustin Milligan), who wants Annie, who decides to be single, and Ty (Adam Gregory), who wants to bone Annie–all decide to be just friends!
The CW finally unveiled their fantastic new remake of Beverly Hills, 90210 Tuesday night! And Blindie was all over the catty one-liners, bitchy dialogues and fresh (and familiar) faces.
Here are the Top 20 moments (there were 2 hours, so 10 moments per hour) from the show’s premiere:
1. The Wilsons arrive in Beverly Hills via Wichita, Kansas in a dusty minivan: Grandma Wilson (who we’re gonna simply call Grams) calls it a “crap wagon!”
2. Upon seeing Grams (Jessica Walter) drinking her special iced tea, Dixon (Tristan Wilds) says he saw her full-frontal nude on Cinemax: “That’s not right!”
3. After saying he wants to leave his adoption story behind him, Dixon’s sis Annie (Shenae Grimes) says, “You’re my brother. That’s my story.”
4. Annie says of seeing West Beverly High for the first time: “It’s like the Oscars, and everybody is Scarlett Johansson!”
5. Annie sees her crush from a few summers ago, Ethan (Dustin Milligan), getting a BJ in his car–by some chick who was NOT his girlfriend, Naomi (AnnaLynne McCord).
6. The quirky, hip trailblazer Silver (Jessica Stroup) is Kelly Taylor and David Silver’s little sis! Her first name is Erin, but she goes by Silver! Upon meeting Annie, she says, “You’ll learn to dig me!”
7. Navid (Michael Steger) tells Dixon of Ethan: “He’s the one with the spotlight shining out of his ass!”
8. Naomi’s sharp one-liners:
“Keep your vagina clean.”
-she tells a wise-cracking classmate after he alerts the class that she was at the gyno;
“You’re going to need new clothes, so I’ll take you shopping after school.”
-she tells Annie after inviting her to her “not-so-sweet 16″ birthday bash;
“I didn’t expect to see you there with all your morals.”
-she tells Annie about seeing her at her party;
“Didn’t the cover charge cost you a month’s salary?”
-she tells her lit teacher Mr. Matthews (Ryan Eggold) at a nightclub.
9. Uhmmm bobbleheads anyone? Why were Silver & Annie so damn thin? Eat!
10. A black boy plays lacrosse! “Wichita in the house,” Navid says after Dixon kicks ass on the field. Dixon later explains that lacrosse is what bonds him to his adopted dad: “It’s like we’re really father and son.”
11. Grams asks Dixon after his fight on the lacrosse field, “Did you kick his ass?” Then blurts, “I say it was racially motivated!”
12. Silver’s vlog, “The Vicious Circle,” where she blasts Annie in a Beverly Hillbillies parody and calls Naomi the “anti-Christ.” In Silver’s reenactment of Naomi/Ethan (as bickering paper dolls!), the girl who gave Ethan a BJ earlier in the episode says, “Let’s check out your lacrosse stick!”
13. The Naomi montages on big screens at her party.
14. At 15, Naomi has two Chanel handbags and a Marc Jacobs tote.
15. Grams says of writing her memoir: “I need to finish all my memoirs before my friend Virginia does. We slept with all the same people!”
16. Brenda’s back! But she’s nice–at least for the last hour of the show–where she even offers to babysit for Kelly so she can go on a date.
17. Naomi actually has depth: from her mother who expects nothing of her but to be pretty to her forced facade of having to be okay in front of her peers.
18. Lori Loughlin looking better than she did during Full House.
19. Celia (Loughlin) sarcastically tells her husband Harry’s (Rob Estes) shameless ex, “We can swap stories about Harry’s penis!”