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Gossip Girl Watch: Breakups, Blackouts and Gigolos Plague the Upper East-Side

Posted on September 15, 2008 with No Comments

Every New Yorker knows a blackout in the city can be dangerous, but apparently a blackout on the Upper East-Side is a dangerous liaison filled with seduction, scandal, and surprises!

Here are Blindie’s Top Ten moments:

Chuck is unmotivated by the ladies (physically!), confessing “I’m feeling a little off my game” and sets his sights on Blair to alleviate his umm…blockage. To which Serena exclaims, “You are not using Blair as sexual draino!“
Jenny gets caught playing Project Runway designer instead of subservient intern, and like Heidi Klum, Eleanor Waldorf tells her she is out!
Chuck tells Blair he admires her “cool exterior” and “fire below.” And did we actually see Blair’s eyes roll back in ecstasy as Chuck seduced her out of her couture?
Vanessa catches Nate with his cougar sugarmama and says, “I didn’t sign up for some creepy love triangle with you and someone’s mom!“
Jenny continues to serve up some of that reality medicine she spooned out to Blair in the first season and bonds with Eleanor by giving her some much needed critique on her “pilgrim at a funeral” frock.
Total wasted use of an elevator: Serena and Dan did not get it on, but officially called it off!
Blair running from Chuck’s arms to another boy she’s convinced herself she really wants without hardly missing a beat (yet again!).
Eleanor acknowledges Little Jenny’s talents and hires her back, then sends her father Rufus and his date on a sandwich & coffee run!
Nate is officially a kept man! Hello? Why does the ambiguous ethnic girl have to fall for the gigolo? Speaking of ethnic, what happened to Blair’s African American and Asian accessory friends?
Chuck STILL can’t get off (er, up) for the ladies!!!