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GIMME FIVE: People Who Are Definitely NOT On Obama’s Veep List
Posted on August 20, 2008 with No Comments
As the nation eagerly anticipates the announcement of Barack Obama’s running mate, Blindie has compiled a list of people who definitely won’t be making the cut as the nation’s potential next Vice-President:
1. Rev. Jesse Jackson, who says he had the burning desire to cut Obama’s “nuts off.”
2. John Edwards, who is busy with a cancer-stricken wife, a mistress, a baby he denies fathering, and dodging the National Enquire.
3. Country singer Toby Keith, who thinks Obama “don’t talk, act, or carry himself as a black person.”
4. Rev. Jeremiah Wright whose fiery sermon is a pesky reminder of America’s shameful history.
5. Ex-Senator Larry Craig whose “inappropriate” behavior in a Minneapolis airport bathroom prompted his resignation. He insisted, “I am not gay and never have been.”
Tags: barack obama, Jeremiah Wright, jesse jackson, John Edwards, Larry Craig, Rev, Toby Keith, vice president
Category: Gimme Five, ObamaNation, Politics